A
woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her
first pregnancy. The doctor asks her if she has any questions. She
replies, "Well, Im a little worried about the pain. How much will
childbirth hurt?"

The doctor answered, "Well, that varies from woman to woman and
pregnancy to pregnancy and besides, its difficult to describe
pain."

"I know, but cant you give me some idea?," she asks.

"Grab your upper lip and pull it out a little…"

"Like this?"

"A little more…"

"Like this?"

"No. A little more…"

"Like this?"

"Yes. Does that hurt?"

"A little bit."

"Now stretch it over your head!"

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