28
Aug
Hannibal crossed the Alps with elephants but none of the offspring
survived.
–MAD magazine, circa 1960
Additional Jokes From "One Liners"
- Lice On A Bald Man
- The secret of success is
- Dont make a fool out
- When youre swimming in the
- The grave of Karl Marx
- Always write in complete sentences.
- Some people are only alive
- All I ask of Life
- The gene pool could use
- If bankers can count, how
- God didnt create the world
- The world does not revolve
- A computers attention span is
- The Muffin Joke
- You have to take the