06
Oct
I would have e-mailed you sooner, but my cat ate my mouse.
Additional Jokes From "One Liners"
- Old accountants never die –
- Im not into working out.
- Heads I win, tails you
- Ambition a poor excuse for
- Indecision may or may not
- The problem with getting a
- Sex is a three-letter word
- Always remember youre unique, just
- My sister used to work
- He who laughs last thinks
- How come wrong numbers are
- Did monkeys invent the monkey
- Fast food makes you sick
- Forget the Joneses, I keep
- If cars had followed the