A confused little nine year old boy asks his mother one day,Mom, is God a
man or a woman?

Well, says the boys mother, God is unique. Hes both a man and a woman.

This further confuses the little boy, so he says, Mom, is God black or white?

The mother begins to get a little embarassed, but she answers, God is both
black and white, honey.

The even more confused little boy then asks, Mom, is God gay or straight?

The boys mother mow hesitates, but she answers, Well, God is both gay and
straight, son.

The boy now smiles with understanding. Mom! Now I know! Is God Michael
Jackson?