Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

Whisper my favorite words: Ill buy it for you.

Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.

Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you havent fallen asleep yet.

Adults are just kids who owe money.

Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?

I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

You! Off my planet!

-Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

I majored in liberal arts. Would you like fries with that?