Old and New Jokes

There is three girls who are dead and theyre waiting to get into heaven. Well the man at the gates said, there was a shootout down on thirty fourth street and we have to send a few people down to he**.Plus, you girls records are toooooooo clean, if you can go back to earth and do the worst thing possible in 6 hours, i will let all of you in. with that they were sent back down to earth and they only had 5 hrs and 55 min to do the worst thing possible. The first girl robbed the bank on 33rd street and the second girl killed her father. when they went back up to heaven the man asked them what they did the first girl replyed, i robbed the bank on 33rd street. so he let her drink the holy water and go into heaven. Next he asked the second girl what she did and she replyed, i killed my father. The man was blown away but he let her drink the water and go into heaven. Last he asked the remaining girl what she did and she said, I peed in the holy water.