Old and New Jokes

-USA Today: WERE DEAD





-The Wall Street Journal: DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS





-National Enquirer: O.J. AND NICOLE, TOGETHER AGAIN





-Playboy: GIRLS OF THE APOCALYPSE





-Microsoft Systems Journal: APPLE LOSES MARKET SHARE





-Victorias Secret Catalog: OUR FINAL SALE





-Sports Illustrated: GAME OVER





-Wired: THE LAST NEW THING





-Rolling Stone: THE GRATEFUL DEAD REUNION TOUR





-Readers Digest: BYE





-Discover Magazine: HOW WILL THE EXTINCTION OF ALL LIFE AS WE KNOW IT AFFECT THE WAY WE VIEW THE COSMOS?





-TV Guide: DEATH AND DAMNATION: NIELSON RATINGS SOAR!





-Ladys Home Journal: LOSE 10 LBS BY JUDGEMENT DAY WITH OUR NEW ARMAGEDDON DIET!





-America Online: SYSTEM TEMPORARILY DOWN. TRY CALLING BACK IN 15 MINUTES.



Inc. magazine: TEN WAYS YOU CAN PROFIT FROM THE APOCALYPSE





-Microsofts Web Site: IF YOU DIDNT EXPERIENCE THE RAPTURE, DOWNLOAD SOFTWARE PATCH RAPT777.EXE.