Dave and his wife were laying in bed when Dave decided that he was going to go fishing. He then informed his wife that he was going to give her three options for her day. 1 was that she was going to go fishing. 2 was that she was going to give him a blow job. 3 was that she was going to screw him. He told her that he was going outside to load the boat, and would be back in 10 minutes.
Sure enough, 10 minutes passed and he returned. Dave asked his wife what her decision was. She replied that she did not want to go fishing. She then said that she did not want to screw him, so a blow job it was.
She began and lasted about three seconds when she came up spitting, and replied that his dick tasted like shit. Daves response was, Yeah I know, the dog didnt want to go either.
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Jan
Additional Jokes From "Foul Language"
- Aids Joke (offensive to gays & people with AIDS)
- Elephant Fart
- The newest vitamin
- Mickey Mouuce in Divorce Court
- Tongue Twisters
- Ventriloquist and the Polack
- Men and Women Are Not Alike
- gay sperm
- Condom Dog
- The New Priest
- Lesser-Known Programming Languages
- Wanna Hear A Polish Joke?
- Reasons Women Should Not Have Freedom of Speech
- An Italian in America
- Lessons For Life