A man goes hunting on day and sees a big bear ..so he thinks to himself that would look great in my game room…so he picks up his little rifle///takes aim…and fires….loud bang,big cloud of smoke….i got him the hunter says..he runs over to get his prize…look down and no bear…just then he feels a tap on his sholder..he turns around and the bear says to him…suck my dick or die so the hunter does his thing to the bear and goes home pissed off….

the next day the hunter returns for pay back with an even bigger gun… ill get him this time he says….he spots the bear takes aim…fires…loud bang…big cloud of smoke…he runs over to where the bear is…nothing…the hunter feels a tap on his sholder turns around and the bear says suck my dick or die hunter does it and goes home really pissed now…

next day hunter brings a fucking rocket launcher…sees the bear and boom!!!! the hunter runs over to where is and still nothing…he feels another tap on his sholder and the bear says…..your not here for the hunting are you