Old and New Jokes

A man went into a store and began looking around. He saw a washer and dryer, but there was no price listed on them. He asked the sales person How much are the washer and dryer?



Five dollars for both of them, the salesman said.

Yeah right, youve got to be kidding me! the man replied sarcastically.

No, thats the price, the salesman said, Do you want to buy them or not?

Yeah, Ill take them! the customer responded.



He continued to look around and saw a car stereo system with a detachable face cassette player, a CD changer, amplifier, speakers, and subwoofers. How much? he asked.



Five dollars for the system, the salesman answered.

Is it stolen? the guy asks.

No, said the salesman, Its brand new, do you want it or not?

Sure, the customer replied. He looked around some more.



Next he found a top of the line computer with printer and monitor. How much?

Five dollars, was the familiar response.

Ill take that too! the man said.



As the salesperson is ringing up the purchases, the man asked him,

Why are your prices so cheap?



The salesman said, Well, the owner of the store is at my house right now with my wife.

What hes doing to her, Im doing to his business!