Old and New Jokes

THINGY (thing-ee) n.

Female: Any part under a cars hood.

Male: The strap fastener on a womans bra.

VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.

Female: Fully opening up ones self emotionally to another.

Male: Playing football without a helmet.



COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.

Female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with ones partner.

Male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the boys.



BUTT (but) n.

Female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes look bigger.

Male: What you slap when someones scored a touchdown, homerun, or goal. Also good for mooning.



COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.

Female: A desire to get married and raise a family.

Male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with ones girlfriend.



ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.

Female: A good movie, concert, play or book.

Male: Anything that can be done while drinking.



FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.

Female: An embarrassing by-product of digestion.

Male: An endless source of entertainment, self-expression and male bonding.



MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.

Female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.

Male: Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.



REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.

Female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.

Male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every three minutes.