Old and New Jokes

Farmer: Ive got a bull thats right off it duties. Its got to service



300 cows and all it wants to do is eat.



Vet: Give it one of these little pills in its feed and stand back.







So 2 weeks later the farmer comes back to the vet:







Farmer: WOW, what a pill! I gave the pill to the bull like you said and



POW! It jumped over the gate, ran down the lane and fucked 70 cows in



30 minutes.



Vet: So, whats the problem – why have you come back?



Farmer: Well, I was wondering, I am meeting this 18-year-old tonight –



could you give me one of those tablets? Im not as young as I was.



Vet: Oh, no! Sorry, its too strong but I will give you a quarter of a



pill.







So the farmer takes the pill and goes off to prepare for his date.



Several days later, the farmer goes back to the Vet.







Farmer: Hello, Vet. Wonderful. 40 Times.



Vet: So, why have you come back?



Farmer: Ah! I need something for my wrist – she never showed up!