Old and New Jokes

OKay, this chick walks into a pharmacy. Theres a guy at the counter.

The chick says, Doctor! I need your help!



He says What do you need?



She takes off her shirt and shes got this big O on her chest. She says, How do I get rid of this?



The doctor said, howd it happen?



She goes, Well, whenever I have sex with my boyfriend, he wears his Oklahoma University jacket!



The doctor said Just tell him to take it off.



She said OK.



And then this other chick walks in with the same problem and goes,Doctor! Help! Ive got a big F on my chest!



He was like, Holy crap, another girl with the same problem? and he says, Just tell him to take it off.



And she said OK.



And then this third chick walks in with the same problem and says, Doctor! Help! Ive got a big W on my chest!



The doctor was thinking, What the hell! Same thing again! He says, Lemme guess. Your boy friend goes to Wisconsin U and when he has sex with you he wears his jacket.



And she says, Well, not quite. My girlfriend goes to Michigan.