Redneck Computer Terms
BACKUP – What you do when you run over a coon in the woods
BAR CODE – Thems the fightn rules down at the local tavern
BUG – The reason you give for calling out sick
CACHE – Neede when you run out of food stamps
CHIP – Pasture muffins that you try not to step in
TERMINAL – Time to call the undertaker
CRASH – When you go to Juniors party univited
DIGITAL – The art of countining on you fingers
DISKETTE – Female Disco dancer
FAX – What you lie about to the IRS
HACKER – Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking
HARDCOPY – Picture looked at when selecting tattoos
INTERNET – Where cafeteria workers put ther hair
KEYBOARD – Where you hang the keys to the John Deere
MAC – Big Bubbas favorite fast food
MEGAHERTZ – How your head feels after 17 beers
MODEM – What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall
MOUSE PAD – Where Mickey and Minnie lives
ONLINE – Where to stay when taking the sobriety test
ROM – Where the pope lives
INTERNET – Where cafeteria workers put ther hair
KEYBOARD – Where you hang the keys to the John Deere
MAC – Big Bubbas favorite fast food
MEGAHERTZ – How your head feels after 17 beers
MODEM – What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall
MOUSE PAD – Where Mickey and Minnie lives
ONLINE – Where to stay when taking the sobriety test
ROM – Where the pope lives
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