Old and New Jokes

One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her window.

The first thing he noticed, besides the nice red sports car, was how hot the driver was! Drop dead blonde, the works.



Ive pulled you over for speeding, Mame…. could I see your drivers license…?



…Whats a license…??? replied the blonde, instantly giving away the fact that she was as dumb as a stump.



Its usually in your wallet… replied the officer. After fumbling for a few minutes, the driver managed to find it. Now may I see your registration… asked the cop.



Registration….. whats that….? asked the blonde. Its usually in your glove compartment… said the cop impatiently. After some more fumbling, she found the registration. Ill be back in a minute… said the cop and walked back to his car.



The officer phoned into the dispatch to run a check on the womans license and registration. After a few moments, the dispatcher came back;



Ummm…. is this woman driving a red sports car? Yes…. replied the officer Is she a drop dead gorgeous blonde? asked the dispatcher Uh… yes replied the cop.



Heres what you do…. said the dispatcher. Give her the stuff back, and drop your pants…



WHAT!!? I cant do that. Its….. inappropriate… exclaimed the cop.



Trust me….. just do it…. said the dispatcher.



So the cop goes back to the car, gives back the license and registration and drops his pants, just as the dispatcher said. The blonde looks down and sighs….. Ohh no… not ANOTHER breathalyzer……