A blonde goes into a world wide message center to send a message to her mother in Poland.
When the man tells her it will be $300 She exclaims..I dont have any money.. but I would do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother in Poland !!!!
To that the man asks Anything65 And the blonde says yes.. Anything!!
With that, the man says Follow me..He walks into the next room and tells her Come in and close the door..She does!!
He then says Get on your knees..She does!!.. He then says take down my zipper..She does!!… He then says Go ahead… Take it out. With that, she takes it out and takes hold of it with both hands!! The man then says Well.. Go ahead!!…She brings her mouth closer to it, and while holding it close to her lips..She says HELLO, MOM6565
25
Jun
Additional Jokes From "Blonde"
- Did you hear about the blonde who gave his cat a bath?
- Rated pg
- Blonde House Fire
- Q: How do you keep a blonde busy all day?
- Ventriliquist
- Q: Whats the difference between Elvis and smart blondes?
- Question and answer blonde joke
- In Hot Tub
- The Budweiser Method For Rating Women
- Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
- Tank Girl
- Job interview
- Rabbi Wizard
- Blonde on a plane
- Wear A Condom