A blonde and a brunette are running a ranch together in Louisiana. They decide they need a bull to mate with their cows to increase their herd. The brunette takes their life savings of $600 dollars and goes to Texas to buy a bull. She eventually meets with an old cowboy that will sell her a bull.
Its the only one I got for $599, take it or leave it.
She buys the bull and goes to the local telegram office and says, Id like to send a telegram to my friend in Louisiana that says: Have found the stud bull for our ranch, bring the trailer.
The man behind the counter tells her, Telegrams to anywhere in the U.S. are $. 75 per word.
She thinks about it for a moment and decides. Id like to send one word, please.
And what word would that be? inquires the man.
Comfortable, replies the brunette.
The man asks, Im sorry miss, but is your friend gonna understand this telegram?
The brunette replies, My friend is blonde and reads REAL slow, when she gets this, she will see COM-FOR-DA-BULL.
08
Apr
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- Bigfoot Blonde
- Question and answer blonde joke
- Student has compulsion to have sex with every man she meets
- Brunette Shopping
- Blonde With 2 Horses
- A bunch of blonde jokes…woo-hoo!
- Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?
- Is your blinker on?
- Death in the Family!
- The Blonde Flight Attendant
- At the Porno Store
- Stranded on an island
- The locked up car keys..
- Puzzle