A blonde and a brunette are running a ranch together in Louisiana. They decide they need a bull to mate with their cows to increase their herd. The brunette takes their life savings of $600 dollars and goes to Texas to buy a bull. She eventually meets with an old cowboy that will sell her a bull.
Its the only one I got for $599, take it or leave it.
She buys the bull and goes to the local telegram office and says, Id like to send a telegram to my friend in Louisiana that says: Have found the stud bull for our ranch, bring the trailer.
The man behind the counter tells her, Telegrams to anywhere in the U.S. are $. 75 per word.
She thinks about it for a moment and decides. Id like to send one word, please.
And what word would that be? inquires the man.
Comfortable, replies the brunette.
The man asks, Im sorry miss, but is your friend gonna understand this telegram?
The brunette replies, My friend is blonde and reads REAL slow, when she gets this, she will see COM-FOR-DA-BULL.
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Apr
Additional Jokes From "Blonde"
- Bllllonnndddee
- Q: Why should you never take a blonde out for coffee?
- Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
- Blondes Making Kool-Aid
- How to handle the police
- Blonde on the Run
- M&Ms factory
- Like GST
- Buying drinks at a bar
- The angry preacher…
- Blonde and 747 Difference
- Haircut
- Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
- Three doors
- Short Blonde, Tarzan and Elephant jokes.