A drunk man walks into a bar and orders a drink. While he waits for the bartender to mix his cocktail, he notices a woman alone at the end of the bar. When his drink comes, he says, Hey b-b-b-artender. Give that douche bag at the end of the bar a drink for me.
The bartender tells the drunk to keep his voice down, but the drunk is belligerent. Give that douche bag at a drink, dammit! he shouts.
The bartender becomes angry. Sir, I will not permit you to sit here and call the lady names.
The drunk persists. For the last time, bartender, bring me my drink and give that douche bag down there a drink, too!
Attempting to quell the growing disturbance, the bartender approaches the woman and apologizes for the behavior of the drunk. The gentleman insists upon buying you a drink, maam. What can I get for you?
The woman replies, Oh,… Ill have a vinegar and water, please!
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Sep
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