One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year olds, Ill give $2 to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived.
An Irish boy put his hand up and said, It was St.Patrick.
The teacher said, Sorry Sean, thats not correct.
Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said, It was St. Andrew.
The teacher replied, Im sorry, Hamish, thats not right either.
Finally, a Jewish boy raised his hand and said, It was Jesus Christ.
The teacher said, Thats absolutely right, Marvin, come up here and Ill give you the $2.
As the teacher was giving Marvin his money, she said, You know Marvin, since youre Jewish, I was very surprised you said Jesus Christ.
Marvin replied, Yeah. In my heart I knew it was Moses, but business is business!
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Dec
Additional Jokes From "Ethnic"
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- The British Decline
- Jar of Olives
- Have you heard of the
- I was at this restaraunt
- What is wrong with Polish
- How do you fit four
- Tim Kelly was walking therough
- Why English is tough
- Angering the Irishman
- Actual Newspaper Headlines
- An old Jewish peddler ambled
- International Beer Syndrome
- A teacher was in class
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