One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year olds, Ill give $2 to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived.
An Irish boy put his hand up and said, It was St.Patrick.
The teacher said, Sorry Sean, thats not correct.
Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said, It was St. Andrew.
The teacher replied, Im sorry, Hamish, thats not right either.
Finally, a Jewish boy raised his hand and said, It was Jesus Christ.
The teacher said, Thats absolutely right, Marvin, come up here and Ill give you the $2.
As the teacher was giving Marvin his money, she said, You know Marvin, since youre Jewish, I was very surprised you said Jesus Christ.
Marvin replied, Yeah. In my heart I knew it was Moses, but business is business!
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Dec
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