Two immigrants arrived in America.

On their first day off the boat in New York City, they spied a hot dog vendor in the street.

Do they eat dogs in America? one asked the other.

I dunno.

Well, were going to live here, so we might as well learn to
do as they do.

So they each bought a hot dog wrapped up in wax paper and sat down to eat them on a nearby park bench.

One immigrant looked inside his wax paper, then over at the other and asked, What part did you get?