Old and New Jokes

An elderly lady goes into the doctor and tells him – Doctor, I dont know what the problem is, but Ive been farting all the time. Its not really a problem socially because they dont make any noise and dont smell. I just cant stop farting all the time. In fact while Ive been in here I must have farted at least 20 times.



The doctor nods and gives her some pills. Here take these for two weeks and come see me again when you are done.



So she takes the pills and returns two weeks later as instructed. Infuriated, she confronted the doctor. What kind of medicine is this? Im still farting just as much? They still dont make any noise, but now they stink terribly!



The doctor nodded, Its alright, now that we have your sinus cleared up, well work on your hearing next!