Old and New Jokes

Iraqi Prime Time Television Schedule ************************************

MONDAYS:

8:00 – Husseinfeld

8:30 – Mad About Everything

9:00 – Suddenly Sanctions

9:30 – The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show

10:00 – Allah McBeal



TUESDAYS:

8:00 – Wheel of Fortune and Terror

8:30 – The Price is Right If Saddam Says Its Right

9:00 – Children Are Forbidden From Saying The Darndest Things

9:30 – Iraqs Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers

10:00 – Buffy The Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer



WEDNESDAYS:

8:00 – U.S. Military Secrets Revealed

8:30 – When Kurds Attack

9:00 – Two Guys, a Girl, and a Fatwah

9:30 – Just Shoot Me

10:00 – Veilwatch



THURSDAYS:

8:00 – Matima Loves Chachi

8:30 – M*U*S*T*A*S*H

9:00 – Veronicas Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses

9:30 – My Two Baghdads

10:00 – Diagnosis: Heresy



FRIDAYS:

8:00 – Everybody Loves Saddam Or Hell Have Them Shot

8:30 – Only Our Will and Grace From God Can Keep Us From Touching Each Other

9:00 – Captured Iranian Soldiers Say the Darndest Things

9:30 – Achmeds Creek

10:00 – Matlock