Two men are talking in the bar sharing their sob stories. One man says, I had the worst Freudian Slip the other day.



The other man responds, What is a Freudian Slip?



You know, its when you mean to say one thing, but you say something else that reveals what you are really thinking about. Like the other day I was at the airport and this really beautiful lady was helping me. Instead of asking her for two tickets to Pittsburgh, I asked her for to Pickets to Tittsburgh.



The second replies, Oh, now I know what you are talking about. Its like the other day when I was having breakfast with my wife. I wanted her to pass me the Orange Juice, and instead I said, YOU RUINED MY LIFE BITCH!