A Scotsman, American, and an Irishman are in a bar.
They are having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place.
Then the Scotsman says, Aye, this is a nice bar, but where I come from, back in Glasgow, theres a better one. At MacDougals, you buy a drink, you buy another drink, and MacDougal himself will buy your third drink!
The others agree that sounds like a good place.
Then the American says, Yeah,thats a nice bar, but where I come from, theres a better one. Over in Brooklyn, theres this place, Vinnys. At Vinnys, you buy a drink, Vinny buys you a drink. You buy another drink, Vinny buys you another drink.
Everyone agrees that sounds like a great bar.
Then the Irishman says, You think thats great? Where I come from in Dublin, theres this place called Murphys. At Murphys, they buy you your first drink, they buy you your second drink, they buy you your third drink, and then, they take you in the back and get you laid!
Wow! say the other two. Thats fantastic! Did that actually happen to you?
No, replies the Irish guy, but it happened to me sister!
21
Sep
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