Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has
7 children. Eventually, her husband dies. She remarries
two weeks later, and has 10 children by her next husband.
Eventually, he dies. Soon after her second husbands
death she dies.At the funeral, the priest looks skyward and says, At
least theyre finally together. A guy sitting in the
front row says, Excuse me father, but do you mean her
and her first husband, or her and her second husband?
The priest says, I mean her legs.