-From: Brian Lees:DGC

A man is traveling through the desert when he comes upon an an Indian lying on
the ground stark naked with a hard-on sticking straight up in the air. He asks
the Indian what he is doing, to which the Indian replies Im telling the
time. The man tells the Indian that he doesnt believe it, so the Indian tells
him that it is 1:00. The man looks at his watch and is amazed to find that it
is exactly 1:00.

He travels a bit longer until he comes upon another naked Indian lying on the
ground with a hard-on sticking straight up. He asks this Indian what he is
doing and he too replies that he is telling the time. He tells the Indian to
prove it and the Indian tells him that it is 2:00. The man looks at his watch
and once again is amazed that the time is correct.

He continues his trek through the desert until he comes across an Indian lying
naked in the sand, masturbating. He asks this Indian and what the hell are you
doing?

To which the Indian replied: Im winding my watch!