French Happiness
When Charles deGaulle decided to retire from public life, the
American ambassador and his wife threw a gala dinner party in
his honor. At the dinner table the Ambassadors wife was talking
with Madame deGaulle.
Your husband has been such a prominent public figure, such a
presence on the French and International scene for so many years! How quiet retirement will seem in comparison. What are you most looking forward to in these retirement years?
A penis, replied Madame deGaulle.
A huge hush fell over the table. Everyone heard her answer…and
no one knew what to say next.
Finally, Le Grand Charles leaned over to his wife and said,
Ma cherie, I believe zee Americans pronounce zat word, appiness.
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