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Yes, now women too can enjoy special just for her seminars taught by our
all-male faculty.

SEMINARS FOR WOMEN

Are you ready to leave?–Definition of the word yes
Appropriate rhetorical questions (Formerly Honey, do I look fat?)
Elementary Map Reading
Crying and law enforcement
Advanced Math Seminar–Program your VCR
You can go shopping for less then 4 hours
Gaining five pounds v. the end of the world: a study in contrast
The Seven-Outfit Week
PMS–Its YOUR Problem, Not Mine (was: Its Happened Monthly
Since Puberty–Deal With It)
Driving I: Getting past automatic transmission
Driving II: The meaning of blinking red lights
Driving III: Approximating a constant speed
Driving IV: Makeup and Driving–Its As Simple As Oil and Water
The Super Bowl: Not a Game–A Sacrament
Telephone Translations (was: Me too equals I Love You)
How to Earn Your Own Money
Giftgiving Fundamentals (was: Fabric Bad, Electronics Good)
Putting the Seat Down By Yourself: Potential Energy is on Your Side
Know When to Say When: The Limits of Makeup
Beyond Clean and Dirty: The Nuances of Wearable Laundry
We forget birthdays, you forget sports stats: LETS LET IT DROP
MYOB: Proper response to other couples public arguments
Yes, You Can Buy Condoms (was: WE learned to deal with the embarrassment)
Joys of the Remote Control: Reaping the Benefits of 50+ Channels
What Goes Around Comes Around–Why His Credit Card is Not a Toy
The Penis: His Best Friend Can Be Yours
His Poker Games: Deal Yourself Out
Committment Schmittment (was: Wedlock Schmedlock)
To Honor and Obey: Remembering the small print above I Do
Why Your Mother Is Unwelcome In The House
Your Mate: Selfish Bastard, or Victimized Sensitive Man-child Healing his
Father Wound by Expressing the Latent Wild Man Within?

JHFROME and MTABBOTT @amherst.edu