One day the owner of a porno store goes out for a while, leaving the shop to his
salesman. Soon a woman goes into the porno shop.

She asks, How much for the white dildo?

The Shopkeeper answers, $35.

She: How much for the black one?

He: $35 for the black one, $35 for the white one.

She: I think Ill take the black one. Ive never had a black one before.

She pays him, and off she goes.

A little bit later a black woman comes in and asks, How much for the black
dildo?

He: $35.

She: How much for the white one?

He: $35 for the white one, $35 for the black one.

She: Hmmm… I think Ill take the white one. Ive never had a white one
before…

She pays him, and off she goes.

About an hour later a young blonde woman comes in and asks, How much are your
dildos?

He: $35 for the white, $35 for the black.

She: Hmmmmm… how much is that plaid one on the shelf?

He: Well, thats a very special dildo… itll cost you $165.

She thinks for a moment and answers, Ill take the plaid one, Ive never had a
plaid one before…

She pays him, and off she goes.

Finally, the guys boss returns and asks, How did you do while I was gone? To
which the saleman responded, I did really good, I sold one white dildo, one
black dildo, and I sold your thermos for $165!