Two little old ladies who have a very weak eyesight go shopping one day.
After shopping a while, they decide to go to the rest room. Mistakenly,
they walk into the mens room instead of the ladies room. Two men who are
equally desperate to take a leak are standing on the urinals and about to
begin.

The two ladies walk in and the men not knowing what else to do, put their
backs against the wall and pretend that they are part of the rest-room
fixtures.

The first lady, mistaking one of the men for the sink, walks up to him and
pulls his penis a couple of times. The man looses control and lets go. She
then turns to the other one and says, Oh, My… you should try this one.
It has warm water!

The second lady replies, No dear, I think Ill stick with this one. It
not only has warm water, it dispenses liquid soap as well!