Old and New Jokes

There was a fly flying 6 inches above a lake.A fish in the lake thinks, If that fly dropped 6 inches Id get it!A bear on land thinks, If that fly dropped 6 inches, the fish would jump out of the water, and Id get it!A hunter thinks, If that fly drops 6 inches, the fish would jump, the bear will go to get the fish, and Ill shoot the bearA mouse thinks, If that fly drops 6 inches, the fish would jump, the bear would go to get the fish, the hunter will go to get the bear, and Ill steal the cheese off his sandwich!A cat thinks, If that fly drops 6 inches, the fish would jump, the bear would go to get the fish, the hunter will go to get the bear, the mouse will go get the cheese, and Ill get that mouse!Suddenly it all happened, the fly dropped 6 inches, the fish got the fly, the bear got the fish, the hunter got the bear, the mouse got the hunters cheese, but the cat missed the mouse and fell in the water. The moral of this story is …Every time time a fly drops 6 inches, a pussy gets wet