A woman who had outlived no less than eight husbands finally past away.
Old friends and enemies alike gathered at graveside and consoled or bitched
with each other, as is so often the way. Oh well, at least theyll be
together again… sighed of the the departeds lady friends.

Yes, replied
a childhood friend with a sob, but with which husband?

No silly, said the snide friend, I meant her legs.

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