All I need to know about Life, I learned from my dog

If you stare at someone long enough, eventually youll get what you want.
When it comes to having sex, if at first you dont succeed… BEG!
Dont go out without ID.
Leave room in your schedule for a good nap
Always give people a friendly greeting… a cold nose in the crotch is effective.
If its not wet and sloppy… its not a good kiss…

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