A young man, with a promising career ahead of him, decided to marry a respectable convent girl, untarnished with the sins of contemporary society. After the wedding service, the bridal couple had to drive through the more unsavory areas of the city on the way to the reception.

William, what are those women doing leaning against lampposts?

Oh, those are just tarts who hire their bodies out for sex at fifty dollars a time.

Wow, fifty dollars! exclaimed the bride, the monks only used to give us an apple…