Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the table.
Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five complete their playing time standing up.
Roberts looks around and asks, Now, who is going to tell the wife?
They draw straws.
Rippington, who is always a loser, picks the short one.
They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, dont make a bad situation any worse than it is.
Gentlemen! Discreet? Im the most discreet man you will ever meet. Discretion is my middle name, leave it to me.
Rippington walks over to the Smith house, knocks on the door, the wife answers, asks what he wants.
Rippington says, Your husband just lost $500 playing cards.
She hollers, TELL HIM TO DROP DEAD!
Rippington says, Ill tell him.
16
Nov
Additional Jokes From "General / Unsorted"
- Two Canadian Seasons
- The creation story (as told by the cat)
- Glad to be Drunk
- Breakfast
- The Lettuce Joke
- What kind of bunny…..
- Changing Schools.
- Osama/Taliban Jokes
- Whats the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
- Quick Conquer Of Poland
- Shellfish Crab
- Johnny gets his license.
- A Pointed Warning
- Benefits of Being Female
- OJs Clock