Cinderella wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother wont let her. As
Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears, and promises
to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on
two conditions.

First, you must wear a diaphragm.

Cinderella agrees. Whats the second condition?

You must be home by 2 a.m. Any later, and your diaphragm will turn into a
pumpkin.

Cinderella agrees to be home by 2. The appointed hour comes and goes, and
Cinderella doesnt show up. Finally, at 5 a.m., Cinderella shows up, looking
love-struck and very satisfied.

Where have you been? demands the fairy godmother, Your diaphragm was supposed
to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!

I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything.

I know of no prince with that kind of power! What was his name?

I cant remember, exactly… Peter Peter, something or other…