A
company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires
a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the
company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities,
the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room
is full of workers and he wants to let them know
he means business! The CEO walks up to the guy and
asks, And how much money do you make a week?

A little surprised, the young fellow looks at him and replies, I make $300.00
a week. Why? The CEO then hands the guy $1,200 in cash and screams, Heres
four weeks pay, now GET OUT and dont come back!

Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and
asks, Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here? With a sheepish
grin, one of the other workers mutters, Pizza delivery guy from Dominos.