A man was experiencing chronic infections so he took his urologists advice and entered the hospital for a routine circumcision. When he came to, he was perturbed to see a large group of doctors standing around his hospital bed.

Whats up doc? he asked nervously.

Uh, well … theres been a bit of a mix-up, admitted his surgeon. Im afraid that instead of a circumcision, we performed a sex-change operation on you. You now have a very nice vagina instead of a penis.

What! gasped the patient. You mean Ill never experience another erection?

Oh, Im sure you *will*, reassured the doctor, only itll be somebody elses.