A Classic

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rtfm.mit.edu



Cereals – normal, at first.

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life.ai.mit.edu

trix.ai.mit.edu

alpha-bits.ai.mit.edu

beet-chex.ai.mit.edu

masticated-neo-bohemian-cthuloid.mit.edu

chewy-chomp.mit.edu



General Abuse

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my-hostname-is-longer-than-yours.mit.edu

no-sir-i-did-not-see-you-playing-with-your-dolls-again.ai.mit.edu

long-hostname-carefully-selected-to-expose-fixed-length-buffers.mit.edu



People and Attitudes

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blithering-intellectual.mit.edu

chick-magnet.mit.edu

convivial-niceguy.mit.edu

dimple-boy.mit.edu

fearless-leader.mit.edu

boyish-good-looks.mit.edu

disarming-smile.mit.edu

that-blonde-chick.mit.edu

uma-thurman.mit.edu



Drugs

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big-fat-bag-of-crack.mit.edu

crack-baby.mit.edu

crack-whore.mit.edu

ten-cent-crack-whore.mit.edu



Sex

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den-of-iniquity.mit.edu

big-pimpin.mit.edu

big-screw.mit.edu

dog-lover.mit.edu (of course, this may not really be sex-related…)

puppy-lover.mit.edu (same)

fried-foreskin.mit.edu

fuck-the-skull-of-jesus.mit.edu

margaret-thatcher-naked-on-a-cold-day.mit.edu

moaning-lisa.mit.edu

pearl-necklace.mit.edu (also somewhat subjective)

porn-star.mit.edu

spankasaurus-rex.mit.edu

squirting-sphincter.mit.edu

turgid-pole.mit.edu

x-rated.mit.edu



Commentary

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emacs-makes-a-computer-slow.mit.edu (notably not in gnu.ai.mit.edu domain)

existence-is-meaningless.mit.edu

failure-is-unacceptable.mit.edu

glad-i-am-not-a-dec.mit.edu

i-am-not-the-moose.mit.edu

i-cant-think-of-a-new-hostname.mit.edu

i-could-not-think-of-a-hostname.mit.edu

i-dont-know.mit.edu

i-goddess.mit.edu

i-m-so-tired.mit.edu

i-see-everything-twice.mit.edu

i-will-fear-no-evil.mit.edu

ignorance-is-strength.mit.edu

incite-sedition.mit.edu

its-a-feature.mit.edu

lost-cause.mit.edu

macs-suck.mit.edu

my-hovercraft-is-full-of-eels.mit.edu

my-dog-ate-it.mit.edu

not-a-guppy.mit.edu

not-a-mac.mit.edu

not-a-minihub.mit.edu

not-a-pretty-computer.mit.edu

not-a-printer.mit.edu

not-a-supported-platform.mit.edu

not-a-typewriter.mit.edu

not-an-sgi.mit.edu

not-what-you-think.mit.edu

pepsi-sux.mit.edu

piece-of-shit.mit.edu

point-and-drool.mit.edu

screw-loose.mit.edu

shit-happens.mit.edu

the-world-is-mine.mit.edu

thing-that-should-not-be.mit.edu

think-different.mit.edu

this-is-a-test.mit.edu

this-machine-has-no-neck.mit.edu

turning-coffee-into-theorems.mit.edu

yes-dear.mit.edu

yes-i-am.mit.edu



Odd Other Things

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shit-box.mit.edu

sticky-scrot.mit.edu

seal-clubbing.mit.edu

really-bad-pun.mit.edu

right-bundle-branch.mit.edu

purry-fuzzball.mit.edu

nibbled-to-death-by-ducks.mit.edu

oh-no-not-again.mit.edu

bilge-pump.mit.edu

because-i-was-inverted.mit.edu

church-of-briantology.mit.edu

full-contact-origami.mit.edu

small-dogs.mit.edu

small-gods.mit.edu

something-intelligent.mit.edu

the-brown-ring-of-quality.mit.edu



Technical

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bovine-spongiform-encephalopathy.mit.edu

tep-soda-machine.mit.edu

turing-machine.mit.edu