…and gets a call from a friend.
I know this midget who wants to buy a horse. He has a slight speech impediment, so listen carefully, Im sending him over. The Midget arrives, and the owner asks if he wants a male or female horse.
A female horth, the midget replies. So the owner shows him one. Nith looking horth, can I see her mouth? So the owner picks up the midget and shows him the horses mouth. Nith mouth. Can I see her eyesth? So the owner picks up the midget and shows the eyes. OK, what about the earsth?
Now the owner is getting pissed, but he picks up the midget one more time and shows the ears. OK, finally, Id like to see her twat. With that, the owner picks up the midget and shoves his head up the horses twat, then pulls him out. Shaking his head, the midget says, Perhapth I should rephrase. Id like to see her run!
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Jul
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