10) They told me at the blood bank this might happen. 9) This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to. 8) Whew! Guess I left the top off the Wite-Out. You probably got here just in time! 7) I wasnt sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm. 6) I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance. 5) I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stess. Do you discriminate toward people who practice Yoga? 4) Dang! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem. 3) The coffee machine is broken… 2) Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot… 1) …..in Jesus name, Amen.