A Very Disney Ending

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If you liked the Hunchback, youll love these Disney versions . . .

The Inferno by Dante Aligheri

The poet Dante (the voice of Bruce Willis) is led by his friend
Virgil (the voice of Anthony Quinn) on a magical trip
underground to the land of Heck. Among the delightful
creatures they visit are the lovebirds Paolo and Francesca (the
voices of Andrew Dice Clay and Rosie ODonnell), the Crying
Trees (the band Nirvana), and the Five Singing Little Devils
(the Jacksons).

Animal Farm by George Orwell

Pigs, chickens, horses — all the familiar barnyard crowd — are
the heroes of this charming celebration of teamwork and
diversity. The poor animals, having suffered for years on a
failing farm under the tyranny of the cruel farmer Jones (Robert
Goulet), are suddenly liberated when Jones trips and falls down
a well. Though things are chaotic at first, the kindly young pigs
Snowball (Michael J. Fox) and Napoleon (Eddie Murphy) help
the animals all work together to turn the farm into a model of
efficiency and happiness. After the animals nurse Jones back to
health, he changes his evil ways and promises to treat all living
things as his equal.

Hamlet by William Shakespeare

With his father dead and his evil uncle Claudius (Sylvester
Stallone) now ruling over the once-happy people of Denmark,
all seems lost for poor prince Hamlet (Johnny Depp). But
Hamlets father (Leslie Nielson) is only pretending to be dead
until he can safely help place his young son on the throne and
his evil brother in jail. Featuring an underwater ballet with the
beautiful Ophelia (Bette Midler) and the loony antics of a wise-
guy skull named Yorick (Rodney Dangerfield), Hamlets best
friend.

No Exit by Jean-Paul Sartre

Old friends Donald Duck, Daisy Duck, and Minnie Mouse are
surprised to find themselves sharing a room in a beautiful resort
hotel. Their every need is catered to by a mysterious butler (Jim
Carrey). Opening in conjunction with Walt Disney Worlds new
attraction, Being-and-Nothingness Land.

The Metamorphosis by Franz Kafka

Young Gregor Samsa (Arnold Schwarzenegger), overwhelmed
by the demands of his job as a clerk, wishes each night that he
was a creature without responsibility. He is amazed one
morning when he awakes to find himself changed into a
beautiful beetle, which delights his family and terrifies his cruel
boss (Jerry Seinfeld), who is horribly afraid of insects. Jiminy
Cricket guides young Gregor to a happy community of insects
that nest below the dull city of Prague.

Oedipus Rex by Sophocles

Thanks to the advice of a wise old owl (Sally Kellerman), a
young boy (Neil Patrick Harris) avoids many traps set by the
evil fates (Candice Bergen, Cybill Shepard, and Mary Tyler
Moore) to help save Greece from disaster. The boy, who was
stolen from his family at birth, is finally reunited with his loving
mother (Barbara Streisand) and father (Bill Cosby).

Waiting for Godot by Samuel Beckett

Vladimir and Estragon (the delightful Chip n Dale) wait for
Godot (Rush Limbaugh), who arrives with limitless presents
and makes all their dreams come true.

By Marv Wolfman


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