Old and New Jokes

Your surgeon is wearing a mask, but no pants.
Theres a dog at the end of the table begging for scraps.
A nurse is wiping the surgeons forehead with a small animal.
A group of midget interns is observing your surgery from below via a glass-bottom operating table.
Your I.V. tube appears to be hooked up to a freshwater aquarium.
A group of hooded figures is chanting incantations at the foot of the operating table.
Sinead OConner is ripping up your chest X-Ray.
A nurse looking through your wallet exclaims, Hey-he does have an organ donor card!
Jeffrey Dahmer is sprinkling paprika on your thighs.
Your doctor is standing on the operating table screaming, Give my creation life!
Sitting among the medical students on the other side of the glass viewing window is your wife holding hands with Joey Buttafuco.
The town mortician is measuring your inseam!
You hear a voice on a bullhorn outside the O.R. saying, This is the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms-give yourselves up!
The floor is covered with sawdust and peanut shells!
A Dominoes guy has just arrived with two large pepperoni pizzas, and a nurse is taking $20 out of your trousers!