A
broke blonde decides to ask God for help. Dear Lord, she
prays, if I dont get some cash, Im gonna lose
everything. Please let me win the lottery.

Lottery night comes, but the blonde doesnt win. She prays even harder, saying, God,
why have you forsaken me? My children are starving. Please just let me win this
once.

Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light, and the blonde hears God speak.

Sweetheart, work with me on this, he says. Buy a ticket.