Old and New Jokes

A lady walked into a Lexus dealership to browse, and spotted the most beautiful, perfect loaded Lexus and walked over to inspect it closer. As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected little burst of flatulence escaped her. Very embarassed, she anxiously looked around to see if anyone had noticed. Sure enough, there standing behind her was a salesman. With a pleasant smile he greeted her, Good day, Madam. How may we help you today? Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though nothing had happened, she smiled back and asked, Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle? Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, Madam, Im very sorry to say! If you farted just touching it, youre gonna sh*t when you hear the price.