31
May
3 women went out drinking, and decided to have a contest of who could get the drunkest.
The next day the women all got together.
The first woman said, I drove my car into a ditch.
The second woman said, I blew chunks.
The third woman said, I burned down my house.
After they all had told their stories, the third woman said, I guess I won, and the second woman said, You dont understand, Chunks is my dog.