One fine evening in Aberdeen…
[ Another Scottish joke ]
Red Adair walked into an Aberdonian pub after two weeks spent putting
out a fire in a North Sea oil well. He ordered a pint of heavy and
found a table. The man sitting next to him immediately noticed that
this rugged-looking elderly fellow was indeed an American and said:
Ive been to the States myself, you know. I went there last year.
Oh really… our oil rig hero said in a rather tired voice.
Aye, I spent a month in California. One night I went to a concert
with a famous country singer called Benny Rogers, and…
Surely you must mean KENNY Rogers, Red said, looking at the ceiling.
Aye, thats right. Anyway, he sang a duet with a bonnie lass
called Polly Darton.
Its DOLLY PARTON, not Polly Darton. Red was not in the friendliest
of moods now.
The Scot realized that he was making a fool of himself and tried a
change of topic:
Havent I seen you on TV? Youre quite famous, arent you?
This made old Red cheer up:
Indeed you have. Im Red Adair! he said with a grin.
Red Adair?! The REAL Red Adair? So, are you still married to Ginger
Rogers?
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