Old and New Jokes

Once upon a time, a blonde became so sick of hearing blonde jokes that she
had her hair cut and dyed brown.A few days later, as she was driving around the countryside, she stopped
her car to let a flock of sheep pass.Admiring the cute woolly creatures, she said to the shepherd, If I can
guess how many sheep you have, can I take one?The shepherd, always the gentleman replied, Of course. The blonde
thought for a moment and for no discernible reason said, 352.This being the correct number, the shepherd was, understandable, totally
amazed and exclaimed, Youre right! O.K., Ill keep to my end of the
deal. Take your pick of my flock.The blonde carefully considered the entire flock and finally picked one
that was by far cuter and more playful than any of the others.When she was done, the shepherd turned to her and said, O.K., now I have
a proposition for you. If I can guess your true hair color, can I have my
dog back?