Stupid things said by americans
Theres a new book out called The 776 Stupidest Things Ever Said, by Ross and Kathryn Petras; Doubleday ($8.99).
Some highlights:
I want to gain 1,500 or 2,000 yards, whichever comes first.
– George Rogers, New Orleans Saints running back.
I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy. But that could change.
– Vice President Dan Quayle
I must have had ambrosia.
– Milwaukee Brewers Jim Gantner, explaining why he forgot to appear on a talk show.
Were finally going to wrassle to the ground this giant orgasm that is just out of control.
– Arizona Sen. Dennis DeConcini, on a balanced-budget amendment.
You got to be careful if you dont know where youre going, because you might not get there.
– Yogi Berra
Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.
– President Gerald Ford
Smoking kills. If youre killed, youve lost a very important part of your life.
– Brooke Shields
Youve got to take the bull by the teeth.
– Movie mogul Sam Goldwyn
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